How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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