I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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