even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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