She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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