Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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