it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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