And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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