I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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