you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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