I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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