"it" just moved
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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