i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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