Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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