I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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