remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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