Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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