Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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