I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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