Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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