No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
