doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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