i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Your dad touched me again.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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