Christians are straight up FREAKS
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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