ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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