She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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