Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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