Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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