There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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