so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
