question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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