I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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