This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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