Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
