rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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