Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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