Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
