This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
