i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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