we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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