come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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