are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
nutella sex= disaster
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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