There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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