normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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