I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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