Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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