I'm going to jail i love you
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you would pick up someone in the library
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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