He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I forgot wine drunk hurts
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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