I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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