dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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