Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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