Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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