Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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